Fight Night

*ITSSSSSS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Introducing First... BLEEDING OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER! This man is a professional Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Fighter, holding a professional record of 5 wins, 240 losses, and 2 draws. He stands at 5' 8" tall, weighting at 160 pounds, fighting out of Markham, Ontario, Canada.... Ladies and Gentlemen, THE CHALLENGERRRRR... THIS "The Noble" READERRRRRRRRRRRRRR (By which I mean the Guy)

*And Now....Introducing the Champion ..... FIGHTING OUT OF THE RED CORNER! This woman is a professional street fighter who specializes in submissions, holding a professional record of 100 wins, 2 losses and 1 draw. She stands 5'1" tall, weighing at 95 pounds, fighting out of Toronto, Ontario, Canada.... Ladies and Gentlemen... THE DEFENDING CHAMPIONNNN... YOURRR "Sweetie Pie" GIRLFRIENDDDDDDDDDD!

Hahaha. Hopefully you get the above section but its mainly for UFC watchers and fans.

You might think why I put that up there... well I got a new topic to talk about! You see I think that girls want a reason to fight. The reason for that is a lot of girls are addicted to power and control. In a fight, a relationship fight... majority of the time the girls are the ones that win in the end... (Yea who am I going to try and fool if I say we win most...) ...hence the ridiculous fight record above.

I noticed that sometimes girls just want to have a fight for no reason or fight over the small things and battle after battle you start to pick up that its just easier to say sorry and submit. They start the fight so then can finish/win the fight. Just like in the Octagon, woman pick their strikes wisely and slowly take control of the ring. Hmmm woman having all the Power and Control.... Doesn't sound too good.... not good at all..... Yeaaaa.........

But of course not every relationship is like this. Its just something to talk about =D

*BRUCE BUFFER with the official decision
Ladies and Gentlemen at the beginning of round 1 on the doctors advice, referee
Herb Dean has put a stop to this contest declaring the winner by submission
AND STILLLLLLL CHAMPION....................YOUR *SWEETIE PIE GIRLFRIENDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Who do you think starts most of the fights?....
Just something to think about.... haha

Ps. It took me a longggg time just to copy what Bruce Buffer says on UFC.

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