Monday, July 26, 2010

Nice Ride!

Every time I go on Blogger, I try and think of a new topic to write about and it sucks because I can never think of a topic. There were days where I just sat down trying to think of a topic to write about and I never could. Today I realized that all my topics present itself while I'm out of the house.

So I'm a month and a half in my new job at Oil Changers and the business is slow so my shift seem to take forever to end. But today was pretty busy. A lot of cars came in for Emission Test/Drive Clean. *Drive Clean is a program created by the government to test your vehicle's emissions and make sure it's not polluting the air more then it should*. So after the rush of cars ended, we had 2 cars left. A Honda Accord, owned by some white dude and a Lexus IS300, owned by a chick.



After a few seconds of admiring the IS 300 I jumped inside. When I got in the car it was pretty nasty on the inside. It had garbage laying around, handbags everywhere, and it had a strong perfume scent which smelled horrible. So I was sitting in this car and I started laughing. You see I was thinking, how you treat your car is how you treat yourself. Beautiful on the outside but poison on the inside. So I drive the car around to the front of the shop and this chick was so fine Haha. And like I said, Beautiful on the outside but poison on the inside... Yea she was a...Witch... I never swear on my posts =D.

At the old place I used to work the same thing happened. There was an Acura TSX but the inside was twice as bad as the car I saw today. However the chick was twice as hot. So the level of hotness depends on the quality of the car and the cleanliness of the interior. But things that are good on the outside doesn't always mean it's good on the inside. Some of these chick are like the Venus Flytrap... They present itself very nicely then BAM... Your doomed.


What I'm trying to get at is a lot of girls try hard to look beautiful on the outside but don't care about the inside. Yea guys do it too... But the inside is just as important as the outside... If not more! Just like a car. So be nice! And for those who own a car... please clean it.

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Monday, July 12, 2010

Love Games

I got a complaint from a friend and she was complaining about how I haven't posted in a while... She's right I haven't... But I told my friend I had nothing to talk about and she suggested a topic but I say no haha. But at work I started thinking about her topic and started writing about it, but I didn't get very far so I scrapped that idea...Sorry haha. Just as I deleted the post, the radio was playing the song Love Games by Lady Gaga and I just like that, I got my topic.

I think it is very important for everyone to have someone they can flirt with. You might be thinking that a lot of guys flirt with many different chicks and vise-versa however they flirt because they want it to go somewhere. I'm talking about just a friend or someone you know just to flirt with and have it go nowhere. I find it health to just flirt here and there because you kinda let your emotions loose a little bit. It's never good to bottle up your emotions so when you flirt with someone you relax a little more.

I know people will argue with me saying it's really healthy for a relationship if you flirt with someone else that's not your boyfriend or girlfriend. A lot of people will say that flirting is dangerous if your in a committed relationship but it's only dangerous if you take it too far. Chances are your boyfriend or girlfriend will probably get really jealous too. Things might get heated and this might result in a break up. An example will be Ronnie and Samantha in Jersey Shore. But of course in a relationship you should trust your boyfriend or girlfriend and realize that flirting a little can be harmless.

Plus flirting is fun and it good practice to flirt with someone you know that will lead to nowhere because if you're single and you meet someone, then you'll know how to flirt with him/her. So flirt away! Haha =P

I'm probably going to get a lot of hateful comments but my question will be:

Do you think it's dangerous to flirt with someone if you're in a relationship?
What do you think?... Let me hear your comments

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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Friends Approval

Damn so far this summer kinda sucks. Working only part-time meaning I can't afford a car, most friends are either working/school and can't hangout most of the time, sprained my wrist and can't workout...BUT at times like these you gotta keep your chin up high and enjoy the free time that you got. Always look on the positive side people! Now about the main topic.

Friends are really important in a relationship. You gotta be good friends with your girlfriends friends and she has to be friends with your friends. At the beginning it's kinda funny because if you go after a chick then you gotta go after her friends as well. What I mean by that is you gotta get the friends approval before anything serious can really happen. This even goes for bros too. If your boy goes after a chick and you got a problem with her then chances are things will turn out bad.

A reason I'm writing this blog now is because I was watching "Friends" and the episode was about getting your friends approval. Phoebe, one of the girls, was going out with a guy named Roger who was a therapist. The rest of the friends hated him which caused their relationship to fail.

But the main reason I'm writing this blog is because not to long ago a friend of mine told me about this girl. And when he talked about her, it was almost like he used a different tone in his voice. I didn't mention anything about her until my buddy actually told me that he has taken a shine to this girl. So when he told me about this girl he was talking about how we watch the same shows and that I would like her and be good friends with her. The way I saw it was that he was trying to get me to like her before we even met. And even though we haven't met yet I'm sure shes a fantastic girl. If my friend does read this blog I wish him the best of luck in getting this girl and that she's already approved in my books =P.

I do actually find it important that your boyfriend/girlfriend are good friends with your friends. Not only that but your boyfriend/girlfriend should WANT to meet your friends because friends reflect what kind of person you really are. But there will be times where you won't approve the person your friend is dating and as a friend you still should try and make an effort to become friends because that's what friends do. In the end you should know that getting your friends approval of the person your dating is vital. So make sure that you introduce your boyfriend/girlfriend to your friends, get their approval, and you guys can start your relationship knowing your friends got your back.

** On a side note Happy 19th Birthday Richard Chong!
Have a good one! Bro's for Life! Cheers*

A question completely unrelated to my blog:
Should I get a Mohawk?

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Friday, June 25, 2010

Getting Noticed

You know my buddy Richard made a good point about movies with sequels. He was saying how he was going to watch Toy Story 1, 2 and Wall-E just to remember what happened and then he would watch Toy Story 3. Apparently there are many hidden things/clues in Toy Story 3. And I thought... damn that's a good idea so I downloaded Toy Story 1 and 2 and as I was watching Toy Story 1 I thought of something about girls. Haha it just hit me randomly and it has no relation to Toy Story... So when the movie finished I thought I should write this while its still fresh in my head.

Now at first I was thinking why some girls put on make up everyday...(Again I know this doesn't relate to Toy Story whatsoever). And my first answer was its because they want to get noticed and get attention and whatnot. But then I started thinking about the Media and how it affects both guys and girls.

For chicks it's hard because models are like the ideal picture right and it puts pressure on a lot of girls. And those models wear make up, have perfect hair, slim bodies, nice clothes etc. and girls try to live up that media image. The media almost sets a standard which says this is whats in and this is what guys are into. It's pretty much the same for guys too because the ideal guy in the media is a guy who's in perfect shape, who's the perfect gentleman, has perfect hair style, rockin' clothes etc. and this sets a standard.

A lot of girls and guys try to live up to these standards and girls spend money on make up and clothes and etc. Guys will go to the gym to workout, fix their hair styles so its unique and whatnot... all for what?.... Getting Noticed and getting guys/girls coming after you. And everyone does it. Everyone. For me its going to the gym. I know I go to the gym because physical fitness is important to me but I can't say that I only go to the gym to be fit. And I didn't really realize how much the media affected me when it came to my fitness until recently.

But the thing is that when you're looking for a REAL relationship and a REAL commitment and you notice a guy/girl, you're not going to notice him/her for all the media stuff. Put aside the make up for girls and the buff look for guys. Bottom line is you get noticed for being yourself. I remember one night my friends and I were sitting around talking about the most important quality for a girl. For me, I said it was her smile. =D

I know this post is a little different from the rest but I wanted to write about it

Do you think people get sucked up in the media?
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Monday, June 21, 2010

Power of Alcohol

Dam I haven't blogged since last week... Well first off I have to say congratulations to Richard Chong for beating me in Wang Vs. Chong. I actually think that was my favorite blog and believe me when I say there WILL be a rematch... Right Richard?

Anyways on the weekend I was drinking with a few friends and I should know better by now but I now know the strong effects of alcohol... haha. I mean sometimes alcohol makes you do really stupid things. Sometimes it makes you do things you want to do when your sober but can't. And yet I continue drinking and I'm sure many of you can say the same because its just too fun =D.

Now of course when talking about alcohol you gotta talk about the ladies haha. At a party its always easier to communicate because everyone is drinking and tipsy and loose and everything just works. But there will always be a time where you do or say something stupid you will regret. And like this weekend I did something stupid ><. But I don't really regret it too much because it wasn't that bad... and when your drunk and do something stupid to a person then hopefully that person will understand.

But at a party sometimes alcohol can get you chicks and sometimes it just messes you up... so my question to you guys is:

Is it worth drinking knowing you'll have fun but also knowing you might do something stupid?

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Sunday, June 13, 2010

Wang Vs. Chong

Hahaha I'm going to love writing this blog because it's almost like a competition between me and my friend Richard. Haha it's like a Flyweight vs. Lightweight!
So here's the story:

Jonathan, Richard and I were at Punk 'N Wings yesterday for UFC 115 and of course as guys we all were watching the fight. Good fight card by the way. Anyways while we were watching the fight I happened to notice a girl across from our booth... And no I was not checking her out. So I looked over and I noticed she was sleeping and next to her was a dude who we believed was his boyfriend. So I turned to Richard and said "Why would you bring your girlfriend to a UFC fight..." and Richards response was "Well the fact that they are together is what counts"

Now here the thing me and Richard both decided to write our views of this situation on our blog. But before I start I have to say I completely understand Richards view but I just had to go against him on this one... Sorry Buddy.

Although its great to spend time with one another I believe that its better to spend quality time rather than quantity with your girlfriend/boyfriend. UFC is a battle between 2 dudes in a cage beating the shit out of each other and guys are the ones that like to watch a fight. It's in our blood. However this sleeping chick was of course bored enough to fall asleep during an amazing fight so her being there didn't seem necessary. There's always going to be a time where only guys go out and chill and girls have their girls night out so why mix the two together if your boyfriend/girlfriend will get bored if he/she goes.

Looking at another view, say your girlfriend and her girlfriends are going to go to the mall, you hate shopping but you decide to go with her. Chances are that your going to end up very very bored. It might be great that you guys do a lot of things as a couple but if you end up going to the mall just to be with her then it doesn't seem like your spending quality time and your just kinda there because your there. It doesn't seem like your enjoying each others company as much as you should. You gotta spend some time apart to miss each other and then you can spend that quality time. At certain events guys gotta do there thing and other events girls gotta do there thing.

So that's today's blog. I have to say again that I get Richards view and I'm sure he has excellent arguments and I can't wait to read it. I highly recommend you read his blog at
> http://accordingtotherich.blogspot.com/ <. I find it an amazing blog and its what got me started so read it. Haha Bro's for Life man. Hooah!

Let us both know what you think of this post and COMMENT!
You have to comment so we know who wins!

Who do you think wins this fight between Canny and Richard?
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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Hookers

Jeez you clicked on this blogged because it's titled hookers... you guys have a dirty dirty mind.... hahaha

So within 2 days I finished watching "How I Met Your Mother" Season 5(Its an Amazing Show) and the concept of "Hooked and Hooker" was one of the episodes. Now anyone who knows my blog knows what this is going to be about. In the show, The Hooker is the person that manipulates another person into thinking they have some kind of relationship going but in fact they only want them to things for them... And of course the Hooked is the person getting screwed.......Haha.....Screwed....... If you don't get that joke please leave my blog... Haha I'm kidding.

Anyways... This got my thinking about the concept because I never thought about it before but now that I've seen the episode it actually makes real sense. You see girls do this all the time. Too many times have I seen a girl use her good looks and deceiving skills to manipulate a guy into doing her homework, chores, buy her stuff etc.... I mean seriously ladies.... come on....

BUT to make sure all those girls out there don't start yelling at me, guys do it too. Guys with wealth and good looks will put themselves out there and will try to get someone hooked on them too. But come lets be honest... girls are usually the Hooker... Haha... You better gets these jokes....

Now although some people might think its great to get someone hooked on you... for the benefits...you have to realize that it's defiantly not the right thing.

Do you watch How I Met Your Mother?

(To those who watch the show) P.S. THIS BLOG IS LEGEN....WAIT FOR IT.... DARY
*Stinson Out

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Sunday, June 6, 2010

Fight Night

*ITSSSSSS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*Introducing First... BLEEDING OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER! This man is a professional Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Fighter, holding a professional record of 5 wins, 240 losses, and 2 draws. He stands at 5' 8" tall, weighting at 160 pounds, fighting out of Markham, Ontario, Canada.... Ladies and Gentlemen, THE CHALLENGERRRRR... THIS "The Noble" READERRRRRRRRRRRRRR (By which I mean the Guy)

*And Now....Introducing the Champion ..... FIGHTING OUT OF THE RED CORNER! This woman is a professional street fighter who specializes in submissions, holding a professional record of 100 wins, 2 losses and 1 draw. She stands 5'1" tall, weighing at 95 pounds, fighting out of Toronto, Ontario, Canada.... Ladies and Gentlemen... THE DEFENDING CHAMPIONNNN... YOURRR "Sweetie Pie" GIRLFRIENDDDDDDDDDD!

Hahaha. Hopefully you get the above section but its mainly for UFC watchers and fans.

You might think why I put that up there... well I got a new topic to talk about! You see I think that girls want a reason to fight. The reason for that is a lot of girls are addicted to power and control. In a fight, a relationship fight... majority of the time the girls are the ones that win in the end... (Yea who am I going to try and fool if I say we win most...) ...hence the ridiculous fight record above.

I noticed that sometimes girls just want to have a fight for no reason or fight over the small things and battle after battle you start to pick up that its just easier to say sorry and submit. They start the fight so then can finish/win the fight. Just like in the Octagon, woman pick their strikes wisely and slowly take control of the ring. Hmmm woman having all the Power and Control.... Doesn't sound too good.... not good at all..... Yeaaaa.........

But of course not every relationship is like this. Its just something to talk about =D

*BRUCE BUFFER with the official decision
Ladies and Gentlemen at the beginning of round 1 on the doctors advice, referee
Herb Dean has put a stop to this contest declaring the winner by submission
AND STILLLLLLL CHAMPION....................YOUR *SWEETIE PIE GIRLFRIENDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Who do you think starts most of the fights?....
Just something to think about.... haha

Ps. It took me a longggg time just to copy what Bruce Buffer says on UFC.

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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

It Softens the Blow

Haha I think I shoulda put up this blog on Monday but its all good. Alright so I was at work on Monday and everything seemed to be going great. It started to seem like my boss was letting me do more which is what I wanted. Then my boss came up to me saying he has a problem. Because I was working under the table I didn't have workers insurance, and the insurance company was breathing down my bosses neck. So the only way for me to continue working would be to register as an apprentice however I got school in September so there really no point. So my boss had no choice to fire me ><...

Now while he was saying that he kept saying how he doesn't want to fire me but he has no choice and that he couldn't ask for a better hand. Haha of course I know better and know that he was full of it. But then this made me think of relationships... HAHA Yea I wasn't really upset about getting fired.

Now you might think "WTF How do you think of relationships from getting fired at work..." Although it this may sound harsh getting fired is the same as breaking up. You see during a break up you try to cause as little pain as possible. And by doing so you might say something like "Its not me... its you" and in my case "Its not that I want to, Its just the insurance company"

But is it better to say something like that to soften the break up or is it better to hear the truth? You see if you make something up to soften the break up then your partner will never know why you really did break up. But on the other hand you don't want him/her to know the truth to feel that break up pain.

This really depends on the person and there's no good way to break up but in the end I would think they would want to hear the truth. Remember this is my opinion.

Questions
What would you do?
Did I get fired or did I get laid off? ><

**On a side note Happy 19th Birthday Matthew Yu!
Have a good one. Cheers*

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Monday, May 31, 2010

Houstan We Have a Problem.

OH MY GOD!! Is Canny's Blog is back up again?!?!?! Is he going to be talking about girls and relationships?!?!?! I think soooo! Haha. Yes I was at McMaster this weekend and Richard pretty much convinced me to start up my blog again. Its funny because I started my blog because he started his and now he convinced me again to start again. I apologize for killing my blog and bring it up back again. First I just want to say that I ended blogging because well I didn't have a lot of readers and followers but at McMaster a few of us were talking about my blog and it made me think... Its fun... and its pretty dam jokes! Don't you think?

If you remember my older blogs you should know that its still going to be hard for me to think of topics but I will write them here and there when I have the time and the topic in mind. So I was just randomly thinking and something popped up in my head. I realized that guys say a lot of stupid things to girls. What I mean by that is guys don't really think things through when their speaking.

For example you are on a lovely date with your girl and you decide to go out on a nice meal. A hot chick just so happens to be your waitress (And yes... you probably did your Reflex thing when you walked in). She approaches your table and asks what you would like. You might say "Hi Mia I would like a New York Strip Loin". If you have said something like that... your boned hahaha. Why because your girl will ask you how you know her and your left with "I saw her name tag" or "I come here a lot and know her" either way your in for it.

See if you think about it your girl is probably thinking that your on a date and your checking out her "Name tag" or you went to that restaurant so many times so that you've gotten to know her name. I know this may seem like its nothing to us dudes but girls are just that complex. So you see to all my fellow bro's out there, you gotta think before you speak because girls take things to the next level.


Do you think that this would result in a fight?
Has this ever occurred to you?

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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

"Please... For Me?"

Alrighty! So I thought of something I could talk about. I was thinking about how girls can manipulate guys (Usually Boyfriends) so easily. Let me tell you something to my fellow dudes... Your going lose a lot if not all fights. I know it sucks but your going to have to live with it. But the thing is we try to avoid all fights as much as possible because fighting sucks and we know chances are were going to lose.

So when I girl ask for something... could be small like "Can you help me get Ice Cream at the supermarket..." she might follow up that favor/errand with "Please...For Me...? =(" At that point what can you do? You can say "No" and lose the fight your about to have or you can say "I'd Love Too" and just do whatever she asks and avoid that fight. Just a heads up It doesn't even have to be the words "For Me"... it can just be this innocent look and you know you just gotta do whatever it is otherwise your screwed...

Now girls will use this "For Me" thing very wisely. You see they won't use it a lot to the point where you will start getting frustrated and stop doing what she asks. She uses it like here and there until you start getting the point.

But having said that people might be commenting and saying what this person said:


***WHOOPAH!

Now when a dude calls another dude whipped... what does it really mean? Yea its fun to joke around and everything but there's a difference between whipped and a dude that wants to do nice things for his girlfriend. So don't go straight to the conclusion that your buddy is whipped... And hey if it really does bother you when your buddy calls you whipped... ask him... "So wheres your girlfriend". The one that calls you whipped is the one that's always single... Think about it haha.

I hope you enjoy this post and like I said in the last post comment below about topics I can talk about. I love writing about girls haha and I hope you like reading them as much as I like writing about them.

What do you think of the "For Me" thing?
And
Where does the line start when you really are whipped?
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Innocent Girls

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaa I haven't blogged in awhile... Sorry everyone I had work the whole weekend and couldn't find time to blog until now. I love doing these blogs but sometimes you just don't have enough time. But now that I do its time for another one of my interesting blogs =D.

Now about Innocent Girls... I'm sure you have someone in mind when I say innocent. But truth be told that innocent girl your thinking of is probably not so innocent. See I find these "innocent girls" to be very interesting. On the outside the seem all nice and cute and fun and smart and everything BUT you have no idea what their thinking on the inside.

I'm going to say straight up that I find those innocent looking girls to be most attractive. When I see that innocent girl I still see that nice, cute, fun, smart looking chick but I think every innocent girl has this crazy wild side... You know what I'm saying? Haha. And I know for a fact that I am not that only guy that's into innocent girls.

I know this blog was short but like I say in my other blogs... I'm running out of things to say. So if you have a topic comment below! I will try my best to make it interesting.

What do you think of Innocent Girls?
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Sunday, April 11, 2010

Pay Attention to Detail

It is the weekend and I am really really bored and got nothing to do... So I thought I should post another blog. And I know how my readers just love my blogs =D.

So it isn't about what you say, its about what you do. You have to start realizing that actions are a lot louder than words. See when your going for a girl, they puts hidden codes in their words and they usually never mean what they say. It's like how in my other blog I talked about how "nothing...." means everything. Most of communication is passed down by body language so you gotta pay attention to what shes doing and not what shes saying BUT also not losing focus by looking at her... "twins"... Know what I'm sayinnn? They have like a textbook size code book or something. And you know what sometimes you just never know what girls really mean because their like from planet Mars.

But having said that girls tend to listen to your words more than what your doing or what you REALLY mean. Haha we have a code book too but its probably like 3 pages long. I don't know why but sometimes girls just listen to the words and nothing else. Girls believe too much of what were saying sometimes. I see it happen all the time and it always ends bad.

So to my dude friends....Give eye contact first of all haha. And LISTEN carefully to whats she saying and how shes saying it.

My lady friends don't always believe what that guy is saying you know... It isn't just about the words that are coming out of his mouth.

Everyone's gotta start paying attention to detail...Hooah

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Saturday, April 10, 2010

That Short Guy You Know

Mannnn it sucks to be this guy. We all know that if your shorter than a girl... you might as well say GG because there is pretty much no way to get her. Now don't get me wrong. I'm a proud short Asian dude. It's just that girls have it set on their minds that they need to date someone taller.

Its funny because you can have an amazing personality, be the nicest guy, be cool and everything but girls will put your height into consideration and pretty much not be interested in you. You will automatically be put into the "friend" or "nice guy" ladder. What really sucks about it is that WE CANT CHANGE OUR HEIGHT... Do you expect us to grow more just so you'll consider us?

Yea but again these are just one of those things you can't change. I guess I gotta make up for it by having better game.

What do you think of girls dating shorter guys?
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010

One of those things

What upppp to all my readers. It is getting difficult for me to blog often so just letting you know that I will be blogging even less. It hard to think of things to talk about. So if you have any suggestions let me know. I'm sure you know by now what kinda things I talk about in my blog for those who do read it.

Worker 1 - "Man your a slut"
Worker 2 - "HEY!... The correct term is Man-whore"

Haha the first time I heard my co-worker say that I laughed and I still find the term "Man-Whore" funny. I remember in one of my classes in high school where we had a guest speaker talk about how girls are labeled as "sluts" when they date a lot of dudes and guys are praised as "players" when they date a lot of chicks. These are just one of those things that just happens...

I remember when one of my friends told me this:

Chick: Why is it that a girl is known as slut when girls do it with a lot of guys but guys get worshiped when they do it with a lot of girls?
*Response
Dude: If a lock gets opened by a lot of keys its useless... but if a key opens a lot of locks then its the master key.

Sorry to say ladies but these are just one of those things dude's find funny. But to make it fair you now know the correct term to call a guy when he dates a lot of girls.

What do you think of the term "Man-Whore"? Haha.
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Friday, April 2, 2010

Do It Up!

Hello to all my readers! I want to start by saying the long weekend is finally here. It's a good time a give yourself a small break and relax. I hope everyone has something to do and you guys party hard!

Okay so I thought of something I think I should talk about on my blog. I was thinking why is it that guys always have to make the first move. I mean I noticed a lot of girls that just kinda wait until a dude comes over and does his thing. I'll be honest and say as a dude I get nervous to approach a girl I'm interested in and start a conversation out of thin air.

Guys usually will always have to start that first conversation or make that first move and when I think about it, it kinda sucks. Because like I said I get nervous and get a million thoughts and everything. But I think that for the girls that do just kinda wait around until they get asks needs to do their own part too. They have to give some kind of CLEAR signal to let guys know that your interested. Don't always be aloof! I think a smile goes a long way because to me that's like an invitation to come over and talk to her.

I think a lot people think that its the guys job to start everything and that's where it gets hard for regular guys to go up to girls and do their thing. So girls give all guys a break by letting a guy know if your interested. Don't just wait around until a random guy comes up and talks to you. AND don't be afraid to make your own move, there's nothing wrong with that too.

Do you people think that the guy has to make the first move every time?
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Kids These Days...

Its been awhile since my last post but its really getting hard for me to think of topics to write about. But every time I do come across or think of a topic I try to write about it and share it with my readers. Hopefully people are interested in my blog and people will continue reading them. Feel free to share this with your friends so I get more readers and followers =D.

So I was trying to think of a topic to write about until I came across something that gave me an idea. On Sunday late afternoon I ate with family and my cousin asked for a ride to his girlfriend's house. Just when I was pulling up to the driveway he saw his girlfriend's dad's van parked in the driveway and said "Damn her dad's home..." and that made me think. Parents will pretty much always hate who your dating if they find out... or you tell them (Especially if your a girl that's dating).

If your a dude and you go to your girlfriends house, her dad will pretty much hate you no matter who you are. Why? Because well your dating his precious little flower and no father wants that. Generally the mom isn't too defensive about what kinda guy their daughters date unless they really are bad for them. Guys know that the dad will hate them but they normally will be nice and courteous to try and minimize the hate. But the thing about this is that SOME girls like it when their parents hate who they date... It has something to do with getting back at their parents haha.

If your a chick and you go to your boyfriends house, his mom will probably hate you and you'll probably hate her. I can't explain it but it seems like they never get along with each other. It has to do with some generation gap or something haha. The dad will probably not really care what kinda girl their son dates.

So yea I just thought this was interesting and something I should share to my readers.

What kind of issues did you encounter with your BF/GF's parents?
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Friday, March 26, 2010

Never 100%

I was flipping through the channels the other day and I saw one of my favorite shows on... Friends. For those who watches Friends it was the episode where Rachel tells Ross that shes pregnant with his baby. Now this episode is VERY IMPORTANT to everyone in the world. This episode was important because it told the viewers that condoms are not 100% effective... Their like 97% effective from preventing pregnancy even when used correctly. In many other comedy TV series they did a similar thing saying that condoms are never 100%.

Now as a dude... this scares the !@#$ outta me. I mean like so 3% of the time they never work?!?! I'll admit that my "little soldier" hasn't explored the world yet but learning something like that before hand is probably one of the most important things on my list. I mean if you do decide to do it... and you do the right thing by using a condom theirs still a 3% chance things can go horribly horribly wrong... I think that's the kinda thing they should scream at you in health class everyday.

So I just wanted to let my readers know this because... well its important. So condoms are 97% effective when used correctly.......Yea...... just something you should know... Oh yea just to let you know they put it on the box if you wanna make sure.

Did you know condoms are only 97% effective?
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

What would you do for a Klondike Bar...I Mean Girl...

I find it amazing what guys (Including myself xD) would do for a pretty face. Some people change their personality completely just to get that person, some get nervous and act differently, and some are just themselves . There's always that girl whether it's someone you just met, a friend or a girlfriend, whoever it is you usually act differently around them.

But normally at a party/club or where ever you met girls (Cough* Pick up girls )you tend to act differently to those your going for... In your eyes the girl with the pretty face. I'm not talking about those guys who pretend to be someone else to win a girl over... I'm just talking about how sometimes you do things for that pretty girl that normally you wouldn't do. Now personally I can't explain why people do it they just do it. AND after you do it, you think to yourself "Why the hell did I just do that..."

I'll admit that I'm a sucker for a pretty face hahaha. I won't get into to much detail... that's all you need to know about me =P. But sometimes I see what a guy would do for a girl and it amazes me what they would go through. So I just want to let you guys know... THINK before you do that stupid, ridiculous task/favor for that girl. I know I should haha.

How you ever did something stupid for a pretty girl?
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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Kiss and Tell

It's funny how I hear the saying "I don't kiss and tell". I don't think I met anyone who hasn't Kiss and Told haha. No matter who you are, boy or girl chances are that you are going to tell your best friend(s) AT THE LEAST what happened. It is possible that you may not want to tell depending on who it was but even then you tell your friends your side of the story on what happened.

There's just something about it that you just gotta tell your friends. I know I'm a guy and girls might say "Your a dude so you gotta tell your guy friends what happened". I don't think that's the case because girl will get together and talk among their girl group or tell their best friend. At the end of a day your going to call up your friend and tell them "Dude I just made out with that hot chick" or "OMG I just kiss that cute guy from Math class". It can even be "Why did I kiss that chick..." or "Why did I kiss that guy..." Whatever it may be your going to tell a friend exactly what happened.

I'm not saying this is a bad thing... Its just a thing that always happens you know? This is something you always share with your buddies. But be careful who you tell because this kinda news spreads faster than a fat guy eating a Big Mac.

So what happened at your last score? (If your willing to tell =P)
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Friday, March 19, 2010

Easier Said Than Done

Every guy that has game tries give their advice about girls and normally hands out the same advice as everyone else. They normally tell you what to do and not do... what girls like and not like. Things like how you need to go in asking a girl with confidence without that thought of rejection (Of Course). Yea sometimes you learn some new things but when it comes down to it... its all you.

People can say a lot of things that interest you. I happen to like to listen to people's advices in certain situations but there are so many circumstances where they just don't know what to do and they try to hand you the same advice. Everyone is different and handles the situation differently. The advice that people hands to you normally isn't easy for you do to.

What I'm trying to get at here is that when people tell you to do this and that, you don't have to do this and that... you probably should just ignore it when they give you that kinda "advice". BUT sometimes they just wanna say their own opinions so that's different too. However the bottom line is that its your decision and you gotta step up and say and do what you want.

So yea I just wanted to make a quick blog about people handing advice.
Do you agree that its easier said than done?

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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Never Fly Solo... Unless You Can

Haha I'm going to talk about something I should of talked about a long time ago... The Wingman. This is something we all know about, including girls. I mean seriously do you honestly think that they haven't caught on? Truth is, girls know how to counter your wingman and have known probably how to a day after since it's been invented. What's there counter you ask? It's the same thing as a Wingman except girls protect their friends from getting hit on by guys... Haha some refer it to "Chickblock" and of course other names have been used as well.

But I find it funny because it's like an aerial battlefield. You normally have 2 guys and they back each other up trying to get the girl they choose and you normally have 2 girls doing the same thing (Those who don't know fighter pilots fly in pairs). But unlike fighter pilots sometimes your wing leaves you behind. There's always that time where your wingman sees someone he likes and forces you to fly solo. When that happens it probably will result in a crash unless you know what your doing. Sometimes your wingman will jump on that grenade to save you. But girls on the other hand usually stick together on the battlefield and fight till the end.



It's also very possible to go stealth and have a wingwoman which is really rare I believe. I don't know to much about the wingwoman theory so I won't get into detail.

But for the most part even though girls know our system, and sometimes you may have a bad wing its still probably the best way to get a girl...(At a party/bar) I mean fighter pilots still fly in pairs. Some people do prefer and are better flying solo and there's nothing wrong with that. So next time you get on the battlefield you better have a wing with you or you better know what your doing. Hooah!

1) Do you think having a wingman is the best way?
OR
2) Can a wingwoman be better than a wingman?
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Sunday, March 14, 2010

Say Ahh

I went to a friends house for a birthday party last night and it was pretty fun. I walk into the house and the first song I hear was "Say Ahh - Trey Songz" and heard it a few more times throughout the night. Now its funny how every time I end up at a drinking party, you gotta represent your old high school name for all the drinking games. It's also funny how when it reach's the middle point of the party, pretty much everyone is tipsy/drunk and you see all the guys with the girl they want to be with haha.



I was only a little tipsy at the party and that was nothing compared to a lot of people. Now at this party I learned something very valuable. At a party everything changes and you can throw away pretty much everything out the window on what you know about girls. What I mean by that is, there's no such thing as personality. You can be say and be whatever guy you want. As long as your fun at the party, that's all that matters.
Although this may sound kinda harsh, this is what I think is true and its my personal opinion.

Do you agree with my opinion?
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Friday, March 12, 2010

Take me out to that ball game

The day before yesterday I was talking to one of my friends and he suggested something I should talk about on my blog. I was thinking of writing something like this before but forgot about it until my friend mentioned it. It was ironic because his topic was exactly what the radio talked about that day. If your wondering the radio station it's Kiss 92.5 but they only sometimes talk about this kinda stuff.

This topic is about the bases of "Baseball" if you catch my drift. The radio talked about what each base meant because apparently a lot of people mix up the bases. There is only 1 correct way to "play the game".

First Base - French Kissing
Second Base - Involves touching of area(s) of partner **WITH Clothing**
Third Base - Involves touching of area of partner *WITHOUT Clothing*
Home Base - Hallelujah Haha

So yea those are the bases of "baseball" and I'm sure that explains most of it without me having to actually write it on the blog. Now of course they're more terms like "Home Run" and "Strikeout". You can even get into more detail like who the "Pitcher" and "Catcher" are HAHA (I'm sure you know what those terms are). But those are the official bases of "baseball" and you can't change them around.

What did you think each base meant before you read this?
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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Planning Perfection

Alright so I just wanna let my readers know that I'm gonna start putting up less blogs on a weekly basis because soon I will run out of things to say... and I don't want that. Haha I want to keep it interesting.

You finally meet that special girl and you take that step forward to ask her out. And I think its always hard for a guy to get that courage to go up to that girl, start a conversation from thin air and ask her out. Now some guys have a system of how to get the ladies and it varies from getting a wing from a bro to just saying that cheesy pickup line to break to ice. Every girl will respond differently to every line/move you do so you gotta know what your doing. Some guys just naturally know right from the start what to say and do in order to get that girl. That's not that case for me haha.

What I do is something... unique (You can call it what you want once you know what I do haha). I tend to plan exactly what I want to say and what I should do. And every girl is different so of course I re-arrange my plan accordingly. I'm not saying I change my personality to get that girl because every girl wants a guy that true. Now the thing is about my "plan" is that it doesn't work haha. My plan goes way off track and I end up just being a friendly guy. Not that that's a bad thing.

I think at some level every guy has a plan on what to do to get that special girl. It's possible that girls have a plan too. So my question to everyone is Whats Your Plan?

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Saturday, March 6, 2010

Everybody Lies

I have a lot of friends that like to talk about girl kinda topics. So I like to share a lot of what they say and what they taught me. I remember one really good friend that gave me the most memorable and important tips and advices about girls. Every time I had a question it seemed he always had an answer for everything. There was one particular thing that he said that stuck in my head.

"Girls are amazing at lying"

I'm not saying all girls are liars because EVERYBODY LIES. Now when he first told me this it got me thinking. I wasn't questioning my friend because everything he tells me seemed to be true. And now I know he couldn't be more right about this.

I remember awhile ago my high school friends and I were eating Korean BBQ and one of my guys friends let something slip. He said "We got you something for your birthday". Now I hate surprises and I'm as stubborn as you can get when it comes to gifts. So when he told me this I wasn't too happy. I remember then I asked one of my female friends who was sitting next to me why you guys got me a gift. At that moment she did it. She gave me the most convincing *I Don't Know what your talking about Look* I have ever seen and I believed her. I know it wasn't a huge lie but the truth is... girls are amazing at lying. I didn't find out she was lying until months later and till this day I'm still surprised at how well girls can lie.

Now I'm not saying girls are the only ones that lie because guys lie too. But the difference is that we get caught lying haha. So I just wanted to send out a message to my fellow bros that girls can be very deceiving when they want to be. So be on the lookout! I'm not saying don't trust your female friends of girlfriend, I'm just saying...xD

Do you believe girls are deceiving?
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Friday, March 5, 2010

Tough Shell


Alright so I found out that more people actually read my blog then I thought which is awesome. A few people have been saying its a pretty good blog so far and I want to say thanks for reading! One of my friends said "It's mostly about girls." Why wouldn't most of it be about girls?... I'm a guy. So then she had a request for a blog and wanted an answer to a question about us guys. I thought it would be a great way to explain something to my female readers while also defending us guys.

Her question was "Why guys act like nothing bothering them and act all tough"

Well the main reason for this is because... well we're guys. We do everything we can not to expose our emotions. The way I see it is that once you let that thing bother you out, then it's pretty much like me giving up and breaking down. The way we think, emotions are almost like a sign of weakness. And I believe to never show a sign of weakness in life. It has nothing to do with the girl specifically. It just easier to keep your mouth shut, put on a poker face and plow through. Although everyone is different and I can't speak for all guys.

Do you have a request for a blog topic?
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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

What's the Score?

Its funny on what people keep score on. Some people keep score in sports, some in poker, and for some reason I know a guy that keep score on girls. It seems that my buddy likes to keep track of how many times he "Wins" and "Loses". Now I don't really understand his "Game" to well but it seems that he's in competition with some other guy. From what I remember he's losing the battle but he's still standing. Haha don't get me wrong he's a nice guy and all just saying I find it weird how he does this.

But I have to say, I don't think its a good idea keep track of this particular "game". All this is going to do is create competition with your friends and other bros. I mean isn't that we last thing we want? BUT saying that you shouldn't never give up getting that girl you really like. It ain't over until the fat lady sings.

Do you know anyone that keeps score on girls?
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Monday, March 1, 2010

It's a Reflex!

Another day and another time to share one of my stories. I know Russell Peters already covered this before but I want to tell you my experience.

I remember awhile back my high school buddies and I were at Destiny's drinking bubble tea. It wasn't long before we ended up see many more classmates and we all ended up sharing a table and talking about the university life... Now of course I was just there to listen and be with my good friends. Alright so I have a female friend (No names) and we usually talk about relationship topics. She was apart of the many classmates at Destiny's.

Now I have no idea how she saw but she caught me looking at one of the waitresses for half a second that passed by. I honestly had no intention to check her out or anything, I just looked and looked back. Now my friend says "Canny I saw that" *With a big smirk on her face*. IT'S A REFLEX!!! Of course I knew what she was talking about but I tried to play it cool and responded with poor "=S"

Now ladies I don't know what you think about when this happens but it's honestly a reflex... well for me it is and I'm sure it is for many guys. So ladies when you see your guy friend/BF do a half a second glimpse at a girl that happens to walk by... don't get angry because it doesn't mean anything.

Has you ever encountered this before?
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Sunday, February 28, 2010

Nothings Wrong...

Alright so what I learned today is that I like writing about woman related issues HAHAHA. So I hope I will continue writing about these kind of topics.

This blog is about when you ask whats wrong to a girl and they say "Nothing". Now I really have to ask, why do woman have to make our lives so hard? I'm pretty sure by now every guy knows that when a girl says "Nothing's Wrong" it means EVERYTHING is wrong. This bugs the hell outta me. I'm just curious what is the answer to get that "Nothing" answer into everything is back to normal. Now the way I see it is that you have 2 options. You either stay and comfort her OR you can give her space and let her chill out. Be careful of which you choose because from my experience it's a hit or miss. If you choose the right thing to do, you get a hug and everything is okay. If you miss, well you won't hear the end of it. What I also noticed is that the answer is different every time on what you have to do and sometimes I swear there's just no right answer...

Do you know what to do in this situation?
And to all the female readers... Hey I'm just saying....xD

Saturday, February 27, 2010

It's Opposite Day

Alright so you know how every television show always shows there own way on how to hit on a girl. Every show has what seems to be a "clever" line to pick up the ladies whether it would be at a bar, a party or the mall. What I noticed is that on television every girl seems to be "attracted" to the army guys. Of course what you see on TV is all for laughs but I decided to play the military card at a party just to see what would really happen. As anyone could have figured out, it failed haha. Being in the army has no advantage to getting girls what so ever from my test.

So I decided to post this blog because I was listening to the radio on my way to work the other day and they had an interesting radio conversation about what kind of guys girls are attracted too. They did some research and they said that majority of woman want the opposite of what they say they want. For example if a girl were to say they wanted a nice sensitive guy, chances are they want a guy who's the tough guy. Of course not all girls are part of this majority just stating the numbers and facts. I just found that to be a very interesting and something I should share.

So when a girl says they want a "nice guy" as their boyfriend you better think twice.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Live Your Life.... To the Max


So I was reading the news paper today and generally had the same stuff... Tiger Woods Affairs, Canada's Gold Medal in Woman's Hockey... But every 2 pages or so I kept seeing the Lotto Max Ad. Today's Jackpot is estimated $50 Million with 9x1 Million Maxmillions. And so seeing that ad over and over again in the papers and on the television with the happy lottery music, I decided to get my ticket.

You know how everyone gets those moments where you start thinking of what to do with that kind of money? Like "I'm gunna buy the nicest car" or "I'm gunna wasted it on so much shit mann". Like everyone, I started thinking of what to get with that $50 Million Dollars BUT then once I started thinking about all the stuff I wanted... I started believing that I was going to win HAHA. It sounds ridiculous I know, but playing the lottery isnt just about actually winning the money, for me its about having a little bit of hope and escaping reality once in awhile.

As the numbers are being drawn today I will be eagerly waiting and praying for my numbers to show up. Hey maybe it's my lucky day. Good Luck to those who have a ticket and for those who don't play the lottery you should still Live your Life To the Max!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Down, Pump, Release...


For those who don't know much about me, I started working at automotive shop as an apprentice not to long ago. I mostly do all the easy jobs and any work that the others don't want to work on.

So at work today 2 guys come into the shop and we were not busy at all at the time so the 3 (Reza, Curtis and I) of us we just standing around until these guys came. It was a really really old Mercedes and it didn't have any pressure on the brakes. So what my job was to sit in the car and follow the process of Brake Bleeding. This allows brake fluid to reach the brakes without having air in the lines causing the brakes to lose pressure.

My job was to sit in the car and follow Down, Pump and Release on the brakes when my co-worker (Reza) tells me too. Now what I didn't know was that these 2 guys were "mechanics" back in the day so they kept bossing Reza and I around. He kept repeating exactly what Reza said and it really annoyed us. It was a long hour of Brake Bleeding. Now it was weird how the Brake Bleeding didn't end up working but those 2 "mechanics" said it worked... I didn't... Before those guys left they gave us a lecture about how honest and great we were and how great the shop is. When those 2 guys left... The only thing we could do was laugh. We told them the car wasn't fixed and they didn't believe us because their "mechanics". So I found it really stupid that they decided to bring their car, pay us and leave having the car in the same condition when we told them it's not fixed. I guess since they were "mechanics" they were to stubborn to listen to what we had to say...

Don't you just hate those super stubborn people?...

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

It's About Time...

I guess it's finally about time I started my own blog. I've always read my friends blogs, mostly Richard's (http://accordingtotherich.blogspot.com/) and I guess he influenced me to start my own since his was so interesting Haha. My blogs are just going to be about random topics I think I should share to people. Not much is going on right now and I just wanted an introduction post. Hopefully I will be posting interesting things for my readers.